Thursday, July 29, 2010

Random Hate Nuggets

It's late and I can't sleep. Here are some random things I have hated this week so far:

  • Toilet Paranoia: That's basically when you walk out of the men's (or women's) room and have this strange feeling like you got a piece of toilet paper attached to your shoe, or that you stink of excrement or downright have a stain of crap on your pants. You'll spend your time on the verge of panic, avoiding people, until the next time you shower and change clothes.
  • The Pube Fairy: At every important meeting, check out the table in the middle of the room. 99.9% chances are there's a big fat black pubic hair laying around in plain sight. Everyone saw it, yet nobody does anything about it. This is caused by the Pube Fairy, who flies around the office dropping pubes at the worst possible places, giggling to herself in absolute revelry.
  • Unskippable Bluray Previews: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is a great movie. I don't care what anyone says; if you don't agree, you are wrong. However, the only thing that sucks about it is that it's preceded by horrific, unskippable trailers and previews. It took me 15 minutes before I was able to start the movie, at which point I was so pissed I almost donated all my RRSP's to Al Qaeda.
  • Slow Pedestrians: Walking on a sidewalk is like driving. If you're going somewhere, get in the fast lane. If you are retarded, shopping, or both, get in the slowpoke lane and get out of my way so I can get to work.
  • No, I will not share my Bejeweled Blitz coins, even though I have a ton I am not using.
  • Justin Bieber
Voilà!

4 comments:

  1. Trampled to deaaaaaaaaath: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAAg6ePGZUE&feature=player_embedded

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  2. Bejeweled Blitz coins hogger, I hate you

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  3. SEriously, I don't understand people's hatred for the Biebster... she 's awesome, she can sing, dance, act. She's the best 15 year old perfomer I've seen in a long time!

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